12
Mar
08

My Master Plan Revealed

Early in our relationship, my last girlfriend received some advice from her mother. The cautionary statement came when my girlfriend informed her mother, a white Midwestern housewife, that I was Hispanic.

“My mom said, ‘Just remember. Those Latins love you, and then they leave you,’” my girlfriend told me.

That girlfriend is now my wife. As of last week, we have been together for 17 years. It’s clear that if I plan to love her and leave her, I must really be fucking with her head.

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2 Responses to “My Master Plan Revealed”


  1. 1 KEG
    March 12, 2008 at 5:48 pm

    I notice your mother-in-law never mentioned a timeline for this whole leaving thing. As we will all pass at some point in time, she could be right that you will “love and leave” your wife, it may just take some time.


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